I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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