I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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