i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
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