I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
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There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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