So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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