I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
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Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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