im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
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Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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