with your own penis?
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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