that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
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I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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