That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
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I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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