Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
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No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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