from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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