so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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