What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
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Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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