My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Randomize