I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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