My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
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This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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