The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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