im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
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bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
We talked him into tasing himself.
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Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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