Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
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I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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