i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
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Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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