covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
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I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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