If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
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I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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