I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
is it fun? or sober?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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