last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
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shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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