They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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