what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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