Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
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Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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