there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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