It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
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Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
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Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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