i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Randomize