great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
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I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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