Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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