Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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