Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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