I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
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I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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