Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
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Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
This is my gift to your gina
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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