That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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