is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
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Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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