i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
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4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
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Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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