Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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