if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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