These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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