people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
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I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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