You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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