i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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