after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize