Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
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smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
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thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I believe in your delicious
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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