So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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