The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
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i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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