Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
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No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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